‘N what’s befall’n is da warst
Ah can’t buhleev muh harsey’s dayed
Buh what’s da warst is what ah sayed
Muh teefer grin’in back ‘n farf
Ah can’t drink mar befar ah barf
Muh ale is drah, muh tung ih numb
Muh momma’s sad ‘n muh dog ih dumb
Da swill is swooshin’ hidder ‘n dat
Buh muh belly ih full’s ah low’r muh hat
In no way do I encourage drinking or alcoholism. This just popped in my head the other day, so I wrote it down.
I'm telling you, you need to record yourself reciting this. The masses will love it.
ReplyDeleteI will as soon as I convince myself that it won't be embarrassing to do so.
DeleteI had to read it out loud and then I got it....I'm sitting here laughing to myself!
ReplyDeleteYes! It's working.
DeleteCheers...I'll drink to that!
ReplyDeleteI picture a bunch of men, wild west style, sitting around a campfire at the end of the day, singing this song. And now, I picture you right there with them.
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