A real conversation I had with my wife last night

ME: What do you want to do tonight?

KAREN: I don’t know. I feel so sick.

ME: Well the way I see it, you’ve got three options. One, you play a board game with me. Two, Downton Abbey. Three, we go to bed.

KAREN: ...You’re forgetting a fourth option.

ME: ...Or, you could read and relax if you want to.

KAREN: You’re forgetting a fifth option.

ME: Uh...we could go streaking?

KAREN: No. Doctor Who!

ME: Oh yeah!

Obviously, I'm terrible at reading minds. Though I’m not sure what it means if streaking was my gut response.