Tiff

Francine took a day off from work
Because Laurie was being a jerk.
She took flying lessons
From hot teacher Weston.
Dating was one of the perks.

Weston grew angry with Laurie,
But Francine wouldn't give the full story.
He stole Laurie's cell,
And from what he could tell
Francine dated her cousin Cory.

Weston met up with the cuz
To ask about all of the buzz
But Weston, the klutz,
Dropped the phone like a putz,
So that they never knew what it was.